The Road Rage Coloring Book: Color Away Your Frustration and Leave Me…
Do you ever feel like screaming obscenities at certain drivers when you’re on the road? I mean, I wonder sometimes… are they waiting for a particular shade of green? Have they run out of blinker fluid? (Did they really just f*cking beep at me!)
From the bestselling creator of F*ck Off, I’m Coloring! and Memos to Shitty People, comes the world’s first Road Rage Coloring Book. Featuring over 40 hilarious coloring pages, each one with a special memo to shitty drivers, including phrases such as:
• Stop signs aren’t optional, douche canoe!
• Calm your tits, and stay in your lane!
• Turn signals are not f*cking decoration
• Fiddling f*ck, would you just drive!
• Any closer and we’re going to need a condom…
• My dog drives better than you.
• The horn blows, does the driver?
Suffice it to say, you’ll be having plenty of laughs as you color in these 42 irreverent pages, each one filled with beautiful doodle designs to calm your road-induced frustration.
Oh, and should you happen to surreptitiously leave a page or two on someone’s windshield?
I won’t tell. Promise!
About the Author
In 2016, James Alexander published one of the first swear word coloring books in the world. Two of his books, Release Your Anger and Memos to Shitty People, both reached #1 on the Amazon bestseller list.
In 2017, James is back with a brand new, first-of-its-kind book, The Road Rage Coloring Book.
View all of his books by visiting swearybook.com/books
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